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Total Medals Earned: 492 (From 110 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 9,290 Points

Pico: Will It Slice?

Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/265 points)

Blood Sample 5 Points

Eliminate 5 infected

Laser Boy 10 Points

Eliminate 10 infected

Got Focus 25 Points

Eliminate 25 infected

Sharp Beam 25 Points

Complete 5 levels

Blood Donation 50 Points

Eliminate 50 infected

Slice and Dice 50 Points

Complete all levels

Extreme Blood Drive 100 Points

Eliminate 100 infected

Piconjo: AFK

Medals Earned: 20/21 (400/500 points)

Returnal 5 Points

Launch Piconjo: AFK

New Beginning 5 Points

Catch your first fish.

Cock Joke 5 Points

Catch a Tank Fish

Castle Crasher 5 Points

Catch a Fish Man

Static Vomit 5 Points

Catch an Hourglass Dog

Somewhere In The Pond 5 Points

Catch a Grunt

It Poops Gold 5 Points

Catch a Golden Whale

BRAAAAIIINS!!!! 10 Points

Catch a Zombeh Limb

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Get Money 5 Points

Earn $100 in total

Big Dolla 10 Points

Earn $1000 in total

Fat Stacks 25 Points

Earn $10000 in total

Beyond Wealthy 50 Points

Earn $100000 in total

stoinky stoink 100 Points

Earn $1000000 in total

Crustacea Savior 10 Points

Rescue the crab

fuk u imp0st3r die 10 Points

Blow up Pico as he rides past

M0R3 P0WAH 50 Points

Ascend for the first time

i l0ve u <3 50 Points

Take a peek at the credits

Loaded Out 100 Points

Max out all stats (excluding ascension)

Pistol for President

Medals Earned: 2/6 (20/100 points)

SUCCESS! 10 Points

Elected as President.

Couldn't Keep Up 10 Points

It's a competitive bid, the presidency.

Flawless Victory 50 Points

The voters loved all your answers for an entire debate.

Gun Down 10 Points

You've created an enemy.

By Default 10 Points

The Blade Party is imprisoned.

Vanished 10 Points

The Pistol Party disappeared.

Pizzio's Pizza (3D)

Medals Earned: 3/4 (175/200 points)

Time To Work Hard! 25 Points

Get A Job At Pizzio's Pizza!

ChaChing! 50 Points

Deliver Your First Pizza!

Freakin' Sweet! 100 Points

Complete The Game!

Thank You 25 Points

Check Out The Credits!

Portal Defenders

Medals Earned: 7/23 (50/540 points)

Big Fuzzy Hug 5 Points

Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.

First Blood 5 Points

Hit your first enemy.

Jump-Man 5 Points

Press the jump button to take flight!.

Chamber Maid 10 Points

Defeat Mindchamber.

Fishmonger 10 Points

Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Exasperated 5 Points

View the game walkthrough.

Konami 5 Points

Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.

ZAMBONI 10 Points

Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.

Ambiguous Duo 25 Points

Defeat Stamper & Jeff.

BFFs 25 Points

Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.

Hollow Weiner 25 Points

Beat the game in Halloween Mode.

Nose Diver 25 Points

View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).

Zombiieez! 25 Points

Eat 5 brains in one game.

Finesser 50 Points

Beat the game without using bombs.

King of the Portal 50 Points

Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.

Kitty Litter 50 Points

Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.

Vegan 50 Points

Beat the game without eating any guts.

Over-achiever 100 Points

Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.

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Portal of the Dead

Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/365 points)

Rank: Civilian 5 Points

Blam 5 undead

Rank: Town Watch 10 Points

Blam 10 undead

Rank: Safety Patrol 25 Points

Blam 25 undead

Half DeBlam 25 Points

Complete 5 levels

Full DeBlam 50 Points

Complete all levels

Rank: Portal Security 50 Points

Blam 50 undead

Rank: Commander 100 Points

Blam 150 undead

Rank: General 100 Points

Blam 100 undead

Reimagine :The Game:

Medals Earned: 6/12 (250/440 points)

BWOOOOONG 25 Points

Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.

So Vivid And Intense 25 Points

Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.

Too Soon, Finish Late 25 Points

Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.

Unzipping in the No-Fly Zone 25 Points

Finish one third of the levels.

Charged With Battery 50 Points

Finish two thirds of the levels.

The End The Game 100 Points

Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!

Finding Out Who Your REAL Friends Are 5 Points

Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.

Death By Slow Internet 10 Points

Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER

Baby I Was Born To Survive 25 Points

Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.

Not That Dying On Lost MEANS Dying On Lost 25 Points

Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.

Viewer Number 301 25 Points

Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.

EVERYONE IS YOU 100 Points

Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.

Relive Your Life

Medals Earned: 13/32 (130/500 points)

Big Mouth 10 Points

Because bragging gets you nowhere.

Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points

Death snagged you so young!

Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points

Yogurt.

Dressing in Drag 10 Points

Rambo is quite the prankster!

Human Appliance 10 Points

Science is bad, M'kay?

I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points

But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)

Love at First Fight 10 Points

Your sister figures out love the hard way.

Puppy Love 10 Points

Like OMG, Totes jelly.

Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points

Imma firin mah lazor!!!

Tails Never Fails 10 Points

A classic for bidding!

The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points

You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!

The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points

"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."

The Naked Mile 10 Points

If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.

100 MPH Spank! 10 Points

Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!

30 Rock Date 10 Points

TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!

Blind Runner 10 Points

Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.

Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points

Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!

Extra! Extra! 10 Points

Check out any of the external links

FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points

Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.

Hellfire Injection 10 Points

Time paid life's bill.

Hide 'n Seek 10 Points

He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!

HomeRun! 10 Points

Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?

Mee-Yow! 10 Points

A WILD CatFight ensues!

Meet Joe Black 10 Points

This was hilarious to animate :)

Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points

Everything dies and it's all your fault.

My Hero. 10 Points

No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.

Nice Save! 10 Points

Obviously she's a keeper!

Self Consumed Donut 10 Points

Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT

The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points

You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.

Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points

You become Saint Awesome!

GODLIKE! 100 Points

You shake hands with the Almighty himself!

Lives Worth Living! 100 Points

You found all 29 different endings!

REPLAYING :the game:

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)

Bloodbath 25 Points

Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.

THE END 100 Points

Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.

A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points

Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.

Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points

Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Ridiculous Text Adventures

Medals Earned: 4/11 (40/395 points)

How stupid are you? 5 Points

Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.

Suicide 5 Points

You monster.

That was smart 5 Points

What you should have done is really obvious.

You are a murderer 25 Points

Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.

Your pants are on fire 5 Points

Liar, liar...you get where this is going.

AI never gives up 25 Points

You found a stalker!

Undiscovered, but also working as a toilet cleaner 25 Points

Good luck with your new career.

Nailed the interview 50 Points

You're going to be such a good zookeeper.

You are the chair 50 Points

And you should be damn proud.

The only kind of emotional ending in the entire game 100 Points

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You made a deal! 100 Points

I hope you chose the money.